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      Uncle Remus Folk Tale

      The Story of the Deluge, and How it Came About

      Written by Joel Chandler Harris

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      "ONE TIME," said Uncle Remus - adjusting his spectacles so as to be able to see how to thread a large darning-needle with which he was patching his coat - "one time, way backyander, 'fo you wuz bawn, honey, en 'fo' Mars John er Miss Sally wuz borned - way back yander 'fo' enny un us wuz borned, de animils en de creeturs sorter 'lecshuneer roun' 'mong deyselves, twel at las' dey 'greed fer ter have a 'sembly. In dem days," continued the old man, observing a look of incredulity on the little boy's face, "in dem days creeturs had lots mo' sense dan dey got now; let 'lone dat, dey had sense same like folks. Hit was tech em go wid um, too, mon, en w'en dey make up der min's w'at hatter be done, 'twa'n't mo'n menshun'd 'fo' wuz done. Well, dey 'lected dat dey hatter hol 'er 'sembly fer ter sorter straighten out marters en hear de complaints, en w'en de day come dey wuz on han'. De Lion, he wuz dar, kaze he wuz de king, en he hatter be der. De Rhynossyoss, he wuz dar, en de Elephant, he wuz dar, en de Cammils, en de Cows, en plum' down ter de Crawfishes, dey wuz dar. Dey wuz all dar. En w'en de Lion shuck his mane, en tuck his seat in de big cheer, den de sesshun begun fer ter commence."

      "What did they do, Uncle Remus?" asked the little boy.

      "I can't skacely call to mine 'zackly w'at dey did do, but dey spoke speeches, en hollered, en cusst, en flund der langwidge 'roun' des like w'en yo' daddy wuz gwine ter run fer de legislater en got lef'. Howsomever, dey 'raged der 'fairs, en splained der bizness. Bimeby, w'ile wuz 'sputin' longer one er nudder, de Elephant trompled on one er de Crawfishes. Co'se w'en dat creetur put his foot down, w'atsumever's under dar wuz boun' fer ter be squshed, en dey wa'n't nuff er dat Crawfish lef' fer ter tell dat he'd bin dar.

      "Dis make de udder Crawfishes mighty mad, en dey sorter swarmed tergedder en draw'd up a kinder peramble wid some wharfo'es in it, en read her out in de 'sembly. But, bless gracious! sech a racket wuz a gwine on dat nobody ain't hear it, ceppin maybe de Mud Turkle en de Spring Lizzud, en dere enfloons wuz pow'ful lackin'.

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      "Bimeby, w'ilees de Nunicorn wuz 'sputin' wid de Lion, en w'ile de Hyerner wuz a laughin' ter hisse'f, de Elephant squshed anudder one er de Crawfishes, en a little mo'n he'd er ruint de Mud Turkle. Den de Crawfishes, w'at dey wuz lef' un um, swarmed tergedder en draw'd up anudder peramble wid sum mo' wharfo'es; but dey mought ez well er sung Ole Dan Tucker ter a harrycane. De udder creeturs wuz too busy wid der fussin' fer ter 'spon' unto de Crawfishes. So dar dey wuz, de Crawfishes, en dey didn't know w'at minnit wuz gwine ter be de nex'; 'en dey kep' on gittin madder en madder en skeer'der en skeer'der, twel bimeby dey gun de wink ter de Mud Turkle en de Spring Lizzud, en den dey bo'd little holes in de groun' en went down outer sight."

      "Who did, Uncle Remus?" asked the little boy.

      "De Crawfishes, hone. Dey bo'd inter de groun' en kep' on bo'in' twel dey onloost de fountains er de yeth; en de waters squirt out, en riz higher en higher twel de hills wuz kivvered, en de cretters wuz all drowned; en all bekaze dey let on 'mong deyselves dat dey wuz bigger dan de Crawfishes."

      Then the old man blew the ashes from a smoking yam, and proceeded to remove the peeling.

      "Where was the ark, Uncle Remus?" the little boy inquired presently.

      "W'ich ark's dat?" asked the old man, in a tone of well-feigned curiosity.

      "Noah's ark," replied the child.

      "Don't you pester wid ole man Noah, honey. I boun' he tuck keer er dat ark. Dat's w'at he wuz dar fer, en dat's w'at he done. Leas'ways, dat's w'at dey tells me. But don't you bodder longer dat art, ceppin' your mammy fetches it up. Dey mought er bin two deloojes, en den agin dey moughtent. Ef dey wuz enny ark in dish yer w'at de Crawfishes brung on, I ain't heern tell un it, en w'en dey ain't no arks, 'roun', I ain't got no time fer ter make um en put em in dar. Hit's gittin' yo' bedtime, hone."

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